Bartbot at desk looking irritated
5 min readI Vibe Coded and Lived to Tell

The Makefile was Lying to Me

Gemini saw a wall of green checkmarks and declared 27 tools verified. The Makefile printed FAIL and exited 0. How we made it loud, annoying and honest.

Abstract tech art featuring glowing orange branches and blue circuit networks against a dark background.
6 min readI Vibe Coded and Lived to Tell

Gemini Forgot Its Plan. I Kept the Makefile.

I ran out of Claude tokens and handed my six-repo codebase to Gemini CLI. It made some mistakes and had one genuinely good idea.